Backroads and The Royal Deeside

Trail whisky

This is my second Scotland Backroads trip and my fourth one overall. They do an amazing job. Intrepid and fun (by and large American) guests, wonderful off-the-beaten-path hikes, fabulous lodgings, and the leaders are excellent, fun and knowledgeable humans (and if you are in Scotland they have scotch in their backpacks at all times.) The backstage coordination is flawless as they wrangle as many as three vans to be magically in the right place at the right time to pick us up and/or dispense snacks and drinks, and the leaders appear out of nowhere at various remote spots along the trails to welcome you to wherever you are. Our leaders are two Americans (with European lives) Stephen and Josh, and one Brit from the Lake District, Fiona. I was also stoked to hear that a leader from my trip five years ago, Keith, a Scot, is now basically running all the UK trips.

My Uber to the meeting place was interesting, thanks to the driver. As always, I am struck by the knowledge Scots have of their country’s politics and history, and always with a unique turn of phrase. For example, his declaration that Trump and Boris Johnson were “worked up the back” by the same people. True! He opined that the current rise of the right around the world, most specifically Brexit, all had to do with trying to stop “people of any other hue” from showing up in the UK looking for a place to live and work. Also true! He also offered an excellent conspiracy theory about Nicola Sturgeon’s recent fall from grace and the office of First Minister. He said he knew it sounded crazy but was convinced that it was all orchestrated by the English because she had become too well-known, too widely seen as a strong world leader in her own right, and her being a her did not go over well. So they dug up dirt. He said nobody really bought the seriousness of the allegations that she and her husband misused SNP funds.

He dropped me at the beautiful Balmoral Hotel in Edinburgh where our group of intrepid Americans met one another and the three trip leaders. As usual, mostly couples, except for me and also a trio of women friends traveling together . This is great, although they cast a pall over the trip as it appeared they had COVID (although later we learned it was not COVID which maybe they should have said earlier but still they were hacking up their lungs and one just can’t do that these days). They also introduced themselves by reporting that while they all lived in various places they became friends in Santa Fe where they each had a second home. They met “through their horses” which could have been a funny and charming line yet their delivery made it less so. They had various other personality, uh, quirks, like knowing everything, trashing Edinburgh, constantly talking about the fact that they had second homes in Santa Fe and also this great trip one of them had just finished in the Dolomites. Luckily they largely kept to themselves so they wouldn’t infect all of us. I think the only person who caught their bug was one of the leaders, Stephen. And he was way cooler about it than 98% of people.

The first couple of days we did largely wooded hikes along rivers and waterfalls in the southern Cairngorms, near Balmoral in the Royal Deeside area.

We stayed at a charming family-run B&B in Ballater and learned that members of the Royal Family had just enjoyed dinner there.

The Family looms large around Balmoral Castle, and despite pretty universal pro-Scottish independence sentiment, in this area of the country it doesn’t extend to the Royals, largely because they show up here both physically and financially to support the community, the beneficent landholders/overlords that they are.

Not a bad view from my room.

One is struck, when wandering about Europe, with the immense weight of history. From Neolithic civilizations like the Picts in Scotland, to the Roman Empire, the Vikings and all the royal houses throughout history, with all their religious wars and Empire building, it’s quite a lot. Not to mention the World Wars which were of course much more immediate, dangerous and costly in many ways. And as I’ve said people here know their centuries of history as contrasted with Americans who largely can’t be bothered to learn 200 years of our own history, not to mention acknowledging what happened before we got here.

Now, mind, some of the history Scots claim to know may not be entirely accurate, especially that surrounding beloved and often rascally historical figures. For example, it’s remarkable how much Robert the Bruce and William Wallace got around in those days, how many places they slept, or roamed the halls or passed by, considering they were on horseback and didn’t live long (Bruce died at 54, Wallace at 35). Same deal with Bonnie Prince Charlie, and he was in Scotland for a grand total of 14 months before he escaped after Culloden and wasted away in an alcoholic stupor in Italy.

With a history that long, though, there’s no telling what you might find on a hike. Neolithic carvings, for example, and former 2,500 year old crannogs, which are artificial islands that had wooden structures on them, connected to the shore via a bridge. Like this:

One of our hikes featured a crannog constructed by people 2,500 years ago (the structure being long gone), followed shortly by a standing stone from the 800s, and a few steps later a natural “pot-hole” which was kind of an above-ground cave you could slither into which was the alleged hiding spot of the cousin of Rob Roy MacGregor.

An island built by humans 2,500 years ago.
Gorgeous stone carved in Viking times
Secret hiding place where an ancestor might have hidden after participating or instigating nefarious activities. Known as Burn O’Vat.

Anyway, back to Backroads. One of the things they do really well is connect their guests to local culture via local folks. In the case of this trip, we gathered with a whisky expert for a tasting, a restauranteur and his wife for a lovely meal in a tiny cafe next door to Balmoral, the winner of this years Braemar Highland Games (attended by the varsity members of the Royal Family), and one of the best pipers in the world who also happens to make the ancient instrument.

I’ll just tease it up by saying that I’m now one degree of separation away from Sam Heughan and Graham McTavish of Outlander fame. And from multiple members of the Royal Family.

I’ll leave you with a few photos from my favorite hiking day, up into the remote Eastern Highlands near Balmoral.

Not that it’s a competition but this is our little pod that made it up to the toppermost of the poppermost first.
Desolate moors
Sheepies!
A bothy along the way – a refuge for hikers
One of our trip leaders Josh, accurately discerning the deepest wishes and desires of his guests, pulls a full bottle of Highland Park out of his backpack and dispenses drams.
Ahh remoteness…..

The Best Backroads Day with Highland Games, Pipes and a Certain Golf Course

Kyle Randalls, Multiple Highland Games winner, and our leader Josh, the wiry one (in Kyle’s words)

My favorite day of the Backroads trip was this one. The hike was a grand, wide open hill climb (see photos in previous entry), plus Backroads does a fabulous job bringing the most interesting, excellent and well-known locals to their trips. The highlight was 31 year-old Kyle Randalls, who has won the Braemar Highland Games five times and who appeared on Men In Kilts, teaching Sam Heughan (Jamie Frasier of Outlander fame) and Graham McTavish (Dougal McKenzie, ditto) how to throw various things at the Braemar Highland Games Centre. And so this morning our group found ourselves at the very same field (although not being famous ourselves, we were off to the side) with Kyle, who was delightful, sweet and insanely strong and graceful. He can throw all kinds of objects a very, very long way.

This post has a lot of videos, do turn the sound on if you’d like to hear Kyle’s voice, which I would recommend.

This almost ended up in the stadium seats. (Sound on!). This is Kyle’s best event, and he recently broke his own record with a 152’7” shot.

The hammer throw is also my best event and thus was my favorite. I have to say I threw it straight and a satisfactorily long way. On my first try.

Kyle made me turn my baseball cap around so the bill wouldn’t get caught. Inadvertent badassery right there.
The shot put – competitors throw either a weighted ball or stone.
Kyle threw the largest stone obviously.

Everyone in our group did this one. We all took a turn, and then Kyle announced that a woman had never thrown either of the stones on a Backroads tour. I don’t know about you, but I find nothing more inspirational than that sort of comment. My intrepid compatriot Margot, a former rugby player, threw the first stone, and I was right behind her.

Challenge accepted.

And that brings us to my absolute worst event which I think falls into the frisbee category because I can’t throw that either. It’s called a weight throw, and you can toss it for height and/or for distance.

The big one weighs 56 pounds.

Kyle demonstrated the “weight for height” event where you pick up this giant kettlebell thing and throw it over a bar with one hand. Again, it’s fifty six pounds.

Kyle casually flips the huge weight over his head, dispenses kilt-wearing advice for the Games, and admits to not being a yoga instructor.

And here he is at the age of 23 to give you an idea of what throwing it over a bar looks like.

As for me, on the other hand, my first attempt (with the small one) resulted in the weight skittering over the ground like a bowling ball. It was so very sad that Kyle granted me a mulligan. However, the second one (and mind, I was doing weight for distance, not height) I released way too late so it went sailing up into the air pretty as you please. Our leader Fiona said later she almost had a heart attack because from her angle it looked like its trajectory would have brought it crashing down on my head.

Embarrassing, yes, but also some comic relief for everyone. You’re welcome.

And of course we ended with the caber toss!!! This one we weren’t allowed to try and I think you’ll see why.

This visit with Kyle was everyone’s favorite non-hiking activity of the entire trip. It’s hard to believe this, but the leaders told us that former Backroads groups were, for lack of a better word, totally lame. Many folks didn’t try anything and also didn’t seem that interested in the entire situation. Fiona said Kyle was pleased as could be with our group and way more animated than she had seen him, and shared some things she didn’t even know, like juicy stories about his main rival in the sport.

Not only did every single guest in our group try at least one event, we all took photos with Kyle and stood with him to hold up the caber – don’t have that photo yet.

The Braemar Highland Games Centre, the Royal Box on the left.

We then drove to the Cateran Trail and hiked a six-mile section. The first bit was steep as we crested the hill, and then we dropped down into an expansive moor complete with a bothy to shelter hikers. (See last spring’s blog for an overly-detailed explanation of Scotland’s bothy system). I posted a few pictures in the last blog entry and totally forgot about it so for those who receive this blog via email, apologies. Yeesh.

And as I said, Josh unveiled a Highland Park 10 from his pack at lunch, which almost everyone sampled, even folks who were reluctant earlier in the trip. Something about the Scottish air, and perhaps due to the fact that the night before we had enjoyed a whisky tasting with Frasier at a local cafe, followed by a scrumptious private dinner for our group.

Frasier. Right? I know.
The line-up.

That afternoon we moved from our lovely B&B in Ballater to the Old Course Hotel in St. Andrews. While not a huge golfer, I appreciated the Holy Grail status of the birthplace of golf. Had I been unaware, the rapt, nay, ecstatic expressions on the faces of all the men wandering around the hotel in a daze would have made it pretty clear.

We ended the best day with a bagpipe demonstration from Finn Moore, who is considered one of the best pipers in Scotland and also builds pipes with his dad (if you want a set of small pipes, it’ll set you back a few grand and there’s a 3-4 year waiting list). We sat in a snug above a restaurant (with a whisky) while he walked us through all the different types of pipes, played a few tunes and answered questions. He was lovely. His wife plays the fiddle and their 3-year old daughter is already showing some musical talent. We reluctantly left the snug and walked down to the Old Course where Finn busted out the Highland Pipes (eardrum-blowing if played indoors) and played a tune written by his dad called Farewell to Decorum.

Finn.
Highland Pipes on the Old Course

I might note that Finn recently played the pipes (onscreen) in an upcoming episode of Outlander. Just to bring it back around.

A perfect end to a perfect day.

In Which We Mark The End Of Our Backroads Trip With A Coastal Walk, Loch Lomond, A Boat Ride And A Party Van

In which we arrive at the Cameron House on Loch Lomond after having killed an entire bottle of whisky. Our good sport, long suffering non-drinking leader Stephen (back left) carried us through.

After our night on the hallowed grounds of St Andrews we enjoyed a morning guided tour of nearby Kellie Castle, which was built in the 14th century. I largely forgot the details and so will spare you, but they make no claim that the Bruce, William Wallace or the Bonnie Prince stayed there – although past owners were Jacobites. James VI, son of Mary Queen of Scots, did visit once though and in preparation they painted crowns on the wallpaper. (Ok I didn’t completely spare you).

Our walk of the day was along the Fife Coastal Path, starting at St Monans Church and continuing north.

We stopped for lunch at Pittenweem (I know!) and while we didn’t really mind, it took the restaurant staff an hour or so to deliver our meals, and they knew we were coming and had had our specific orders in hand for 24 hours. We watched Fiona become more and more stressed even while being unfailingly polite to the staff. As much planning as the leaders do to make trips run seamlessly, some things are out of their control and we were all feeling it for Fiona. The guys were more (outwardly at least) lackadaisical about it because after all, white dudes are used to things somehow working themselves out around them thanks largely to the efforts of women.

Here are a few snaps along the way.

Kellie Castle
St Monans Church
A wellies garden
Our group along the path
Coast is lovely but missing the mountains at this point.
Why Peggy was one of my faves on our trip. Menopause + mermaids and displayed in a town park.
Even the graffiti is translated into Gaelic. Also 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✊🏼

And then the most fun part of the day ensued. Our van from the hike to our next hotel was serendipitously populated by my favorite people on the trip – Peggy and Graham, Margot and Jim. Despite having two leaders and two of the vans with us at this point, somehow Fiona had absconded with both of our trail whiskies as she led a group heading a bit further up the coast. And we had the longest shuttle of the trip facing us – 2.5 hours to the Cameron House on Loch Lomond. Catastrophe!!!!

So, bless him, Stephen had the idea of stopping at a store on the way out of town to acquire a wee bit of the spirit. We were already quite a jolly group in an un-inebriated state but as we slowly had one wee dram after another we grew way more brilliantly entertaining and I know this because Stephen was laughing pretty hard at everything and obviously he wasn’t drinking. It was hilarious and bonding and awesome.

And we accidentally killed the bottle.

At which point Margot sang a rude rugby song (parental discretion advised) that Stephen surreptitiously recorded, a completely brilliant move. You can only see Stephen in the video and it perfectly illustrates what an awesome dude he is. He’s a self-described recovering Mormon and I think we helped him recover a little bit more during that van ride.

The next morning (with everyone feeling dandy because it’s impossible to be hungover on vacation), our last full day, we boarded a boat and headed across Loch Lomond, crossing the Highland Boundary Fault which traverses Scotland and separates the lowlands from the highlands – although there’s a little fudging along the way because identifying as being in the Highlands is good for business. In Loch Lomond you can see the fault in the form of a string of islands that cuts across the Loch in a straight line. The fault was born when two land masses crashed into one another a bazillion years ago, creating a massive mountain range. Over time this resulted in a lot of interesting historical and cultural differences between the two areas but my favorite has to do with squirrels. The boundary’s natural barrier prevented the northward movement of the large bossy grey squirrels which protected the population of wee shy red squirrels in the Highlands.

This being Scotland, on the crossing there were rainbows and also pre-recorded history lessons, with music, played over the speaker as we passed the inevitable historical landmarks along the way.

Literally the land of rainbows and unicorns (it’s the country’s national insignia and animal)
Ahoy. I know nothing about boats.
Backroads leaders are never attractive.
Bonnie, bonnie banks.

After lunch we continued onward, steadily climbing until we had killer views of Loch Lomond which we obviously celebrated with, yes, trail whisky.

Two of my party van partners in crime and Fiona.
The bartender
Gorgeousness

That evening we sadly met for our farewell dinner, a Backroads tradition. Fiona and Josh made lovely toasts to the group. They led trips in Scotland all summer and this was their last one of the year.

The best.

The next morning we did a very short last walk which was along the famous Speyside Way. However, in truth this short bit is probably its lamest section because it’s full of “faeries” aka weird carvings and things hanging on trees and clearly made for kids. But I got a last great shot of the Loch.

Before we reluctantly boarded the bus that would take us back to Edinburgh, the party van alumni could not resist a reunion in the hotel lobby. Peggy and Graham were off to Dublin and Margot and Jim were headed south to visit an ancestral castle.

Sláinte mhath to new friends.

Backroads Day 2 – In Which We Hike Into Storm Ali

Day Two dawned cloudy, windy and rainy. Today’s hike had three options, and one of them was nixed by our fearless leaders as being too dangerous because of the weather. It included some ledge hiking and the winds were too strong. Disappointed, but also, woah.

The trail winds through a long valley (or glen if we are being Scottish) between Beinn Eighe and Liathach. We were told there was a spot about 2.5 miles in from which you could turn around and call it a day, or you could do a through hike. Through hikes are the best, especially when someone else is coordinating the transportation, so I was inclined in that direction.

The route description said, “you may encounter a bit of mud or wet patches as you meander down through the glens.” There was also a mention of stopping for lunch. Jenny and Eileen told us that there would be an exciting opportunity to ford a river with some potentially high water due to all the recent rains. An interesting end to the Backroads Scotland season, as the U.K. summer had been marked by a heatwave and dry weather so unusual that it made the news in the states. Guests on those trips complained that it didn’t “seem like Scotland.”

On the short drive to the trailhead we mulled over the two options and searched the sky for any sign of a break. At least the mist wasn’t obscuring the hills – we might get wet, but there would be views. As we pulled into the parking lot, Keith ho-ho’d, saying in his jolly tone, “I’ve never seen this parking lot so empty before! Awesome!” As we were cinching up our rain gear in the deserted parking lot, Jenny and Eileen opened a big bag of hiking sticks. Some eyebrows were raised and doubt was expressed about whether we really needed them, being the badasses that we were. Our leaders regarded us patiently and gently recommended the sticks, mentioning again the fording of the high waters and the muddy slipperiness of the hike. We each took one.

The trail started off uphill in the pouring rain. And was gorgeous. And empty. Spirits were high.

We soldiered upward, finally arriving at the river. The stepping stones were exposed and not under water, which was by no means a sure thing. Suddenly, everyone got the whole stick thing. Apparently, Jenny and Eileen know what they are talking about.

We hiked a little further, reaching the 2.5 mile mark at a stone cairn, which was the moment of no return. Jenny, Eileen and Keith convened a trail meeting over some wee drams of whisky. It’s hard to understate how miserable the weather was. There was a definitely a heightened sense of camaraderie, souls bound together by adversity, etcetera. Here’s the deal though. Had anyone turned around they would have been faced with piercing, stinging sidewise rain and face-buffing gale force winds. It’s one thing having that at your back. It’s quite another having it in your face. Onward seemed the much saner option, and, hey, it was only 5 more miles. Keith, who would have accompanied any who wished to bail had to make the journey back to the vans alone. Next time we saw him he looked 20 years younger from his Scottish facial.

Here we are agreeing to go forward, sealing our resolve with a team cheer.

The rest of the hike was by turns raining, not raining, cloudy, misty, sun breaks, windy, not windy. All the weathers. And when I say windy, I mean we needed to stop and brace. I was up front following Jenny, and at one point I looked up and she was six feet off the trail. The wind had blown her toward a steep gully but thanks to her ninja reflexes, she was able to jump sideways onto a bank. She had a big grin on her face.

We hiked along in a spread-out train, with people speeding up and hiking with one another and then slowing down to take a picture and walking alone for a while. I took lots of photos, actually, testing the water-resistance of my iPhone. I managed to get one extra amazing one during a moment when the sun broke through and illuminated a ridge. The weather changed very quickly, so by the time you took your pole strap off your hand, took off your glove, dropped it in a puddle, picked it up again and stuck it in your teeth, unzipped the pocket of your rain pants, took out your phone, turned it on, allowed it to scan your face and open, things would have likely changed completely. There was a lot of fate involved.

One of my favorite moments was listening to Irwin and Bob talk about Star Trek, and by that I mean the original series. I started to participate but then realized that these guys could name episodes and quote a lot of dialogue. Bowing to the masters, I listened appreciatively to their pro-level geekiness until the trail spread us apart again.

Throughout most of the hike, even in those conditions, I either had a smile on my face or was smiling internally to avoid a weather-related dental procedure. I never felt whiny or scared or worried or that it sucked. You simply could not believe that you were outside in this weather at all, much less the middle of nowhere, and the whole concept was fabulous. And with every step you marveled at the wild, remote Highlands beauty. It was exhilarating and emotional and hilarious. Even though there was no “stopping for lunch.” We came across only two other walkers on the entire hike, one of whom had one leg. I mean. It’s really hard to complain.

Thinking about it now, I wondered if I should have been having some deep thoughts about the meaning of life as I traversed the glen in the storm with my stick. Actually, my mind was completely blank. It wasn’t churning over anything, or narrating my experience. I was just walking. Taking it all in. Being in the moment, as they say. It was marvelous and quiet and wild. I felt happy and at peace.

Finally, as we hiked down toward the vans, along a river, a waterfall and surrounded by reddish-brown ferns, the sun came out for real. As we had spread out quit a bit over the hours of walking, Jenny and Keith took me and Bob (those Canadians are not only super nice, but also highly intrepid) back to the hotel for tea and a hot shower.

Back in my room, I managed to get enough internet to briefly check the news. As it turns out, the storm we had just hiked 8 miles through had been given a name by the British government, which meant that it was “deemed to have a substantial impact” on the UK. Storm Ali packed a punch. Winds of 100 mph had been clocked somewhere in the Highlands. Train service had been halted completely from both Edinburgh and Glasgow. Roads were closed due to downed trees. Edinburgh Castle was closed. Ferry service was disrupted. 70,000 people were without power.

And twelve of us were out hiking in the Highlands. And I wouldn’t trade the experience for anything.

Backroads Days 3 and 4: Over the Sea to Skye

Day three dawned a wee bit rainy, and our planned hike was officially scuppered due to wind, flooding and danger of being blown off a cliff into the sea.  Very disappointed, as we were heading to the famed Coulags.  Next trip.

Jenny, Eileen and Keith had another hike in their back pockets, followed by lunch in a little village.  Then we would head to the Isle of Skye. Jenny sketched out the day on a chalkboard.

The hike was completely beautiful.  Our love of sheep officially began on this day.  Adorable Scottish sheep were everywhere.  Scotland doesn’t seem to have industrialized its meat production.  Unsupervised sheep, cows and chickens are wandering around all over the place completely left to their own devices.   Sheep are marked with a splash of color which identifies to whom they belong.  Otherwise, they are free to wander, eat grass, and perch picturesquely on the edges of cliffs, gazing out at the ocean.

I kept asking people if the cows and sheep were used for milk and cheese and the people kept raising an eyebrow and shaking their heads. Make no mistake, we are talking about meat here. But at least until their day of doom, Scottish livestock have the world’s most fabulous life.

A few pictures of our hike follow, but sadly the most exciting bit went unphotographed. Just after passing someone’s lovely farmhouse (they have a black dog named Merlin who enthusiastically greets ramblers), we needed to haul ourselves up a tall boulder cropping.  And to help, there was a rusted chain that had been set into the boulders.   Completely awesome. I felt like Tom Cruise in Mission:  Impossible as I pulled myself up the outcropping, hand over hand.  Which I shared with Keith after triumphantly reaching the top. In response, he cocked his head and asked, “you felt like a Scientologist?”

We returned to the little town where we began, and walked to our lunch place, a fabulous little pizza spot on a loch. Keith removed a giant chalkboard from a wall and presented it to the table.  He asked the server permission first, and interpreted a disapproving pause as assent.  Note to self:  adopt this strategy immediately.

As we left the restaurant, we were greeted with a magical rainbow over the loch. While we pretty much had daily rainbows, this one was the most rainbowish one of all.

We set off in the vans for a bit, finally driving over a lovely bridge to the Isle of Skye. It has been hit pretty hard by tourism over recent years, but Backroads always finds more solitary spots. We stayed at the Duisdale Hotel, on the edge of the water with beautiful views.

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On tap for the evening was a musical performance by a local bagpiper and accordionist who teach music at the Gaelic College on Skye, called Sabhal Mòr Ostaig. The college is dedicated to providing education for Gaelic speakers with the goal of widening access to the Gaelic language and culture.

Bagpipe music used to make me cringe and then run out of the room. Maybe one of the things that happens after menopause is that suddenly bagpipes become majestic instruments that make you shiver and then cry.

In the middle of the show, our bagpiper challenged us to a bit of Scottish dancing in the parking lot, and so out we went. A documentary of our dance lesson experience is currently being edited for Netflix. The reviews will say, “Stunningly talented Americans and two Canadians change the face of traditional Scottish dance forever.”

The next day dawned slightly brighter with strange blue areas in the sky. Now old hands at divining Scottish weather, we thumbed our noses at the blue and donned our rain pants. Today we met Sarah, a Scotland ranger, who would accompany us on our hike and tell us about birds, plants and the Highland Clearances. Our trail started at a ruined church (see below) and took us past some old granite mines where we came across a lovely woman out for a walk with her border collie. We then dipped down to a large and desolate ruin of a village that was abandoned as a result of the clearances.

The Highland clearances are an infamous chapter in Scottish history. They were the forced eviction of inhabitants of the Highlands and western Islands, and basically cleared the land of people to allow for the introduction of sheep. For hundreds of years prior to the clearances, the Highlands followed the clan system. The clan was ruled by one family, and others lived together in agricultural townships that functioned like collectives. The land was controlled by the chief but leased by tenant farmers. Very feudal. All the men who worked on the land also owed allegiance and their military service to the clan chief. The clearances, which took place over a century, resulted in the destruction of the traditional clan society and began a pattern of rural depopulation and mass emigration from Scotland to the Americas and elsewhere.

So why? After the Battle of Culloden, the British government (aka evil redcoats) passed repressive legislation designed to compromise the power of the clan chief and Gaelic culture. The 1746 Act of Proscription required all swords to be surrendered, prohibited the wearing of clan tartans, forbade the speaking of Gaelic and the playing of bagpipes (because they were deemed instruments of war). Another act removed the sovereign power which the chiefs held over their clans. The clearances began thereafter, waxing and waning through the collapse of wartime industries after the Napoleonic Wars, a rise in population, famine, and a decline in the economy. Landlords were deeply in debt and were looking for more lucrative uses for their land. Replacement of the old style of peasant farming with well-capitalized sheep farmers allowed the charging of higher rents and required much less manpower.

Nobody knows for sure, but possibly up to 150,000 Scots emigrated during the clearances, and the effect still resonates today. In 1755 it is estimated that 51% of Scotland’s population lived in the Highlands, but by 1981 only 21% were.

Here are some photos of just one such village left in ruins.

Stop it with the history!! Please may we talk about peat instead. Scotland is covered with peat bogs, and over history Scots have used peat to heat homes, make whisky and so much more. Peat bogs have very low rates of decay and can even preserve food (up to 2,000 year old containers of butter have been found) and dead bodies (watch the BBC’s Shetland on Netflix because Douglas Henshall is gorg – I mean a great actor). Peat’s official name is sphagnum moss. I can go on and on, but since you have already been subjected to background info you can look up yourselves on the internet, suffice it to say that it can hold an amazing amount of water. Sarah stood knee-deep in heather and gave us a very interesting peat talk. She was holding in her hand a tiny bit of sphagnum moss. I mean tiny. When she squeezed it, enough water poured out to fill a juice glass. Magic.

Before I share the next few pictures, allow me to issue a disclaimer. Having learned the devastating story of the clearances, I feel slightly guilty being so enamored of the sheep. I mean, I love them. There are 7 million sheep in Scotland and I love each and every one. My thinking is, though, that those initial displacing sheep are long gone, and the current sheeply inhabitants had nothing to do with the clearances. You are free to judge their culpability for yourself.

After our visit to the ruined villages, we hiked down to a rocky shore and up the side of a cliff to our dramatic lunch spot overlooking the sea. Keith awaited us with the lunches we ordered on Day 1.

That evening we visited a brand new distillery on Skye, called Torabhaig. It’s so new that they haven’t yet produced a whisky because there hasn’t been enough time to age it the requisite number of years (3) in oak barrels. After the tour, as we were tasting another distillery’s whisky, we chatted with two employees. One shared that he was an extra in the iconic Hardhome episode in Season 5 of Game of Thrones. He also gathers with his mates every week for Dungeons & Dragons – and you got the sense that he is quite the appreciative drinker. The other has exactly one drink every year, a whisky, on Christmas Day. He works in a distillery, he lives and breathes whisky, and yet only one drink per year. He told us in foreboding tones about Scotland’s relatively new zero tolerance policy on drinking and driving, and said that we were all legally drunk after sampling our first wee dram. Scottish authorities warn that the only way to ensure you stay within the limit is to have no alcohol at all. It’s actually had a negative impact on Scotland’s economy and critics say it amounts to a form of prohibition. Dinna fash, though, if you are a non-driving tourist sort of person.

We were amazed by the huge investment it took to start a distillery, especially when you aren’t making gin or vodka (which one can whip up in a matter of days, we were told dismissively). Huge up front expense and a long wait before anything hits the market. A labor of love, to be sure. I bought a tshirt to help things along.

And a last word about whisky. When I first arrived in Scotland, I couldn’t believe how cheap a dram was. Well….it is much cheaper, but it’s also more wee. A pour is about one ounce of liquid, whereas in the States, it is more like 1.5 ounces and maybe even 2 if the bartender is clueless. I never once saw a server eyeball a pour, either, it’s very carefully measured in a jigger, which means that your glass is inevitably sticky from the awkwardness of the transfer. I generally favor the smaller food portions you are served in European restaurants. But with whisky, I say, supersize me.

Backroads Days 5 and 6: Cows, Beaches, Ferries and Harry

On this last full day of our hiking trip through the Highlands, cows were the stars.   Cows, seriously?  Ah, but they are free-roaming Scottish faerie cows.

Our final hike, while just as beautiful as the ones before, was bittersweet.  You realize how much you will miss your daily routine of getting up early, greeting your fellow guests with whom you have totally bonded, having breakfast, pulling on unflattering rain pants, going for a drop-dead gorgeous hike with weather that changes every five seconds, heading to a beautiful hotel, engaging in some sort of educational, cultural or whisky-related activity, enjoying a gourmet dinner over interesting conversation, and then retiring to a comfy bed in a beautiful room.   It bears mentioning that for days you have exactly zero responsibilities because everything is all dialed for you. It’s a very civilized schedule, with just a touch of adventure, to which you quickly grow accustomed, like okay, this is my life now.  It’s surprisingly emotional when it comes to an end and you know you’ll soon be required to make decisions and do laundry. While most Backroads trips are only six days, because of the pace and the fact that you tend to live in and notice every moment, time passes slowly and the trip seems longer, in the best possible way.

This final day dawned unmistakably bright. Our hike took us from the edge of a village over some rolling hills toward the sea, and into the paths of the cutest, muddy-ankled cows who have ever walked the face of the earth. One sweet little face in particular.

Obviously my spirit animal.

After we bid farewell to our cows, we came across the most brilliant handmade sign ever, imparting a few gentle suggestions about how to behave as we hiked through the owner’s property.  Keep the faries safe.

Our path ended at the water’s edge and our first white sand beach, completely deserted.

After spending some time walking about and gazing out to sea, we reluctantly turned around and made our way back.  But there’s always time for a wee stop at a pop-up cafe.  We soon came upon Jenny, who had opened the Highland Cafe, stocking it with cookies, fruit, hot chocolate and Baileys and Cream – best ever. My pal Irwin declared his Baileys and hot chocolate to be the best drink he had ever tasted.  Again, we would have lingered, but alas, the rains came, a ferry awaited, and so we skedaddled.

I love ferries, I don’t know why. I’m not generally a huge fan of being on the water in some sort of tippy vessel, but I’m all about an hour ferry ride in the Scottish Highlands, especially when you can see your destination, Mallaig, across the water from the dock. It was sad to bid farewell to Skye, but we had Hogwarts in our future, and best not to keep Dumbledore waiting.

In Mallaig, a charming coastal town, we walked a few blocks to catch the Jacobite steam train to Fort William.  This train has been operating under various names and with different operators every summer since 1984 and its route is incredibly scenic and has always been popular with tourists.  The company running the show provided Warner Brothers with the train used as the Hogwarts Express in all the Harry Potter movies and allowed them use of the Jacobite’s route for filming, particularly the famous Glenfinnan viaduct.  So you’ve all seen it.   I mean, you should have if you are my friend.  Not to miss an opportunity, as if riding on an actual steam train in the Highlands were not enough, the train now completely traffics in Harry Potter.  There’s even a Potter-themed gift shop in one of the cars.  And there are children everywhere, in costume, having the time of their lives.  One German boy dressed as Harry ran up and down the aisle in our car, followed by a trotting, indulgent father wielding an iPad in front of his face to capture every moment on video.  We snagged the boy during one of his passes and invited him into our car.  He spoke no English but knew exactly what we were hankering for. He promptly sat down and wielded his wand for photos.

All along the route, tourists were standing about on country roads with cameras at the ready, to photograph the train as it rumbled past, belching steam.  Pretty remarkable.

After arriving in Fort William, we found the vans in the train station parking lot.  How they got there, I have no idea. We climbed aboard and headed to a private Island called Eriska, and the beautiful Isle of Eriska Hotel.  Maybe the swankiest hotel of our trip – I had a suite of rooms the size of many apartments I’ve lived in.  Goodness.

We convened for our final cocktail party and dinner, all dressed up and fancy-like.  We unanimously decided to forgo the planned hour-long walk around the grounds the following morning, advertised as being “probably really muddy,” in favor of enjoying the beautiful hotel and bidding a fond and leisurely farewell to one another.

Fittingly, our final sunset was a doozy.

We shared one last van ride as the leaders dropped me at my hotel in Fort William and took the rest of the guests to the Inverness Airport to continue their journeys away from this magical country.

Thanks, Backroads, and especially Jenny, Eileen and Keith.  You guys rock.